What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Elder-berry.
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why is winter considered holy?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What is the coolest country?