Why are basketball courts always wet?
Because the players dribble all over it!
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What is the coolest country?