Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
They share a common enemy, always fussing at them for eating too many sweets!
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What dog never pays attention in class?