Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
His career lies in ruins!
How does a witch play loud music?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?