Why do runners watch so much TV?
They love movie marathons.
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What did summer say to spring?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?