Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
They are key workers.
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
When is Dad's bedtime?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?