Why is golf harder than baseball?
In golf, you have to play your foul balls!
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
How do locomotives know where to go?