Why are scissors so forgiving?
They know how to cut people slack.
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What's the scariest letter?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why is winter considered holy?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What is the coolest country?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?