Why is winter considered holy?
Because of the snow angels!
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why was the broom late for school?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?