Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Because time flies when it's having fun!
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What fish sings the best?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?