Why do magicians score well in exams?
Because they can handle trick questions.
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why do math teachers love March?