What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Bambi-dexterous.
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?