Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
It dug up all the bones!
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?