Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their kids have to play inside all day.
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
It's Crowded!
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What dog wears contact lenses?