What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
A copycat.
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?