Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Because he heard they were going to lift God's name on high.
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?