What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
A pot roast.
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?