What kind of ant is good at math?
An accountant.
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?