Why did the tree need to take a nap?
For-rest.
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why did the frog starve?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What's the coldest vegetable?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?