Do you have the best ceiling?
No, but it's up there.
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Which singer could always break a five?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?