Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What game does chlorine never lose?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What's the biggest moth in the world?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What bee is good for your health?
How do you get straight A's?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why does Jesus drive so much?