People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Which plant has the best roar?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What does an attorney say when getting married?