Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales.
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do sheep say when they're in love?