What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Santa Claws.
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Why did the pig go to the casino?
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How do you send a message in the forest?
What do ducks get after they eat?
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Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?