Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Where do clowns go on vacation?