What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
A peacock!
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What fish only swims at night?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?