How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?