Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
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Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Where does cheese invest its money?