How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Hey, bud!
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call a pig thief?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?