Why did the frog have a long face?
He was un-hoppy.
Why was the cat so small?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why don't ants get sick?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?