Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do you call lending money to a bison?