What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Snow.
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What event do spiders love to attend?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?