Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
He neverlands.
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why was the snake coughing so much?