Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
He was trying to power it with flower power.
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
We had a discussion about roses.