What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Round steaks.
What do you call a rabbit barber?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What did the robot want for Christmas?