Why are construction workers so good at parties?
They know how to raise the roof.
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why was the fabric always laughing?