Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Because if they were 90 degrees, then the ice would melt.
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you call octopus twins?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Where does laundry go to college?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What table can you never sit at?