Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Bats have rabies.
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
When is Dad's bedtime?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?