What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
A T-shirt.
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did the turkey join the band?