Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What animal loves a baseball game?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What did the painter say to the wall?
How does a cow do math?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?