What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
They both have collar I.D.
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
How does dinner smell?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
I broke my finger!