Why was the caboose always sneezing?
It was the back of an a-choo choo train.
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?