Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Because he was bad to the bone!
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?