Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Because he had no principals.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do cows like to dance to?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?