What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
A rat tail.
How is life like toilet paper?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why was the spider so smart?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Who invented fractions?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?