What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
A gas guzzler.
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?