Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.
When is Dad's bedtime?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?