What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Mufasa.
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
When is Dad's bedtime?