Why did spring break up with winter?
It was tired of getting the cold shoulder.
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What should your husband name his internet connection?