What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A firequacker.
Two silkworms got in a fight.
How can you make 7 even?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?